Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided...

By Noname - 16/03/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By anonymous - 10/06/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and I when we got married. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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heatherjay 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:09

what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?

mich23 10

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:08

This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!

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pineapplemilda 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:39

hasn't your momma taught you anything? don't touch what's not yours!

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:41

tell her to have the wedding on St Patricks day if she don't wanna get pinched

ZoZo17_fml 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:14

and you, being a guy, are ACTUALLY going to wear a wedding dress.? epic, epic, epic fail.

Vampgirl202 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 2:40

why is a dude wearing a dress in the first place???

MaryPoppins88 14

Thursday 26 May 2011 3:28

well damn if it looked like a wedding dress or wasn't even yours, you prob should have asked

donnie111 12

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:07

smooth...

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:27

So you planned to wear a green wedding dress?

Carlson_Jin 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:01

well, it was just "laying around." don't lay yourself over OP, by the way what does OP mean?

hennessy89 34

Sunday 20 April 2014 5:47

OP means original poster. Who is btw a female to everyone who keeps saying it's a guy.

katie_lynne14 0

Friday 22 July 2011 22:54

I woul hate to be your sister!

ILOVESMOSH16 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 8:27

Aww thats sad :(

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