Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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Top comments
amadeclton 27
You're very quick to jump to conclusions.
amandasoushek 16
You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI
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Comments (157)
hulio0110 9
You are a sociopath, why would you end a marriage over a hair!!!
zsaddayz 16
You obviously need to think about your trust issues. You shouldn't automatically think the worst about everything. That's just plain bad for your health, his health, and your marriage.
ligerzero459 24
Sounds to me like he's better off
nitrog100 21
Sweet buttery Jesus. I hope your husband has the strength of will to leave you ASAP. You've got serious issues, lady. I'm 21, and even I get the occasional white hair.
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
OP........you're a ******* idiot.
worldclassrager 41
I think if he was having an affair he would have a look of sorrow not surprise...
thejonac 21
you really shouldn't have assumed that your husband was having an affair so quickly. you should trust that your husband won't do that to you, after all isn't that what a relationship about?
Fou_Lou 20
You really should work on your thrust issues.Loose Hair has the tendency to get everywhere. Even if it wasnt yours it could have been from a coworker or friend that lost it and got attached to your husband.
chronicxxx 4
Dumb bitch
Tripitaka 21
I see that most people here is very judgemental about this matter- 'dimb bitch', 'work on your thrust issues', 'jumping to conclusions', 'sociopath', etc... What would your reaction be, honestly?
bardo264 17
Honestly? If I found a hair... My reaction would be to do... nothing.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
My reaction to a single strand of hair? Throw it away and move on. There is basically no person on the planet with hair that's one flat tone. For example I have strawberry blonde hair. The loose hairs that I pull from my hairbrush are always a mix of pale blonde strands, copper color strands, grey strands, and a few almost pale brown strands. So the likelihood that it was one of my hairs would seem pretty high to me. People come in contact with so many other people and things during the day that it's actually harder to not pick up a few stray hairs and carry them home with you. The OP in this case is either 1) A nutcase with serious trust issues or 2) In a relationship she should have gotten out of a while ago if a single oddly colored hair was the straw that broke the camels back on a pile of distrust.