Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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Top comments
amadeclton 27
You're very quick to jump to conclusions.
amandasoushek 16
You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI
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Comments (157)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
FHL. That is all.
ciammmm 11
Eff your husband's life. You just destroyed him because you are that insecure.
voodoodahl 4
I hope you personally put all of his stuff back in the house
lawnguy 11
Going through some hot flashes and
dumpless 13
Your a ****** bitch
thatcoolguy123 14
Get ready for the divorce papers
Jethco 15
BASIC!!!
Sklinetobe88 11
You need therapy... Today
JdF16 11
Let me guess it was still your husband's fault
Puppytales 2
YDI...Perhaps, but I'm struck how many people are calling him the "innocent husband" when we really don't know the context. Maybe OP had other reasons to suspect him of cheating. We don't immediately need to jump to the misogynistic "crazy bitch" label.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Maybe. But if he lives with a woman who would throw him out over a single hair, it's hard to blame him.