Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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fliflafla 0
well does she?
AeryFairy 10
Ew. Just plain ew.
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Comments (139)
TrAnMu 0
pleasant...
TheTrueBeautyx3 0
He is probably trying to compensate for his size
plexico 4
He may be your dad, but he still is a "bro." So when he's putting the wood to your mom, is she coming for real or is she faking it? It's a simple question -- your bro deserves an answer?
metheonlyb 17
Bros before hos! Way to go man! I'm with you!
pieofchrist 0
lol. that seems to be the million dollar question on this site doesn't it?
car6435 0
lol
rosyrose 0
lol at #32 im pretty sure there is somethings that u just dont want to know about other peoples sex lives....parents being one of them and fail for the dad not being sure in the first place
cjp767 0
this is one of the few truly legit FMLs. creepy, disturbing, and awkward. your life is so F'd.
kennythedude 3
Oh God, that sucks. This is the most awkward FML I've seen this whole week.
iSmellNice 2
So, did she sound satisfied?
alijacket 0
Idk why people are freaking out so much. Yes, it's awkward as hell, but it's not the most disturbing thing in the world. Tbh, I'd rather have my dad ask me if my mom's "satisfied" lol, than tell me he's been cheating on her or something.