Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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fliflafla 0
well does she?
AeryFairy 10
Ew. Just plain ew.
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Comments (139)
thequickredofox 0
Kudos to your dad for wanting to satisfy your mum, but ewwww for asking you. Parents don't have sex! Oh, no, wait, I'M a parent *gah*
ladiesman2340 0
haha nice. I don't see the problem. at least your parents have sex and aren't arguing or fighting instead lol. unless your dad coulnt satisfy your mom. then they would b haha
fucentarmal 1
two bits of corresponding bathroom grafitti written seperately 1 "i ****** your mother" 2 "dad. you're drunk, i'm taking you home." great fml
RJB 0
Uh thats a really old joke, I was 12 when I heard about that. ITs older then that.
oblong127 0
and? did she or not?
gamerdude94 2
ha
djx_fml 0
hahahahahahahahha
fretforyerlatte 0
i don't think it gets much more awkward than that. unless you actually had to tell him that no, she didn't sound satisfied. then you'd probably have to give your old man pointers. on how to get your MOM off. UGH. FYL, dude.
PimpinPenguin 0
Give him some ky to help
6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0
YDI for being canadian, you inbred scumbag!!!
_cheeseballs 0
eww, slipknot maggot. **** your late dude, **** your life..
_cheeseballs 0
*life
Ligerie 0
I would have said I thought she faked it always, I don't think he would be asking me anymore after that.
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