*screaming intensifies*

By Thalassophobic - 21/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML
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daarlingdamsel 0
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If I were you I would keep that kind of stupidity to myself...just a thought.

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DirtyParkBench 0
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You act like you've never had crabs before.

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lottofee 0
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hahahahhahaha this made me laugh. not realy fyl, but its funny.

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seb12992 0

First, to the OP, YDI. To number 25, I don't see why you'd think it's fake. I've seen stuff like this happen before, and 99.9% of the time it's a woman.

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Enoch134 0

my cuzin was terrified of his shadow for 6 years!!!!

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zymn 6

why would you even do that? what dangerous things are there that are black in obviously shallow water?

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Spyingcheeseman 8
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Idk. Big crabs maybe

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Her username is thalasophobic. I also have that phobia.

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pheonixfire13 17

Stingrays or sharks?

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gorguz14evar 0

There are so many FMLS about this, yet so many stupid people in the world do this like me. I thought I was being stalked once. It was my shadow. FAIL.

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codyxfail 0

I knew she was a woman right when I read it.

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timtam24 0
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yeah coz guys scream when they see crabs, well done

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LaRee 0

wow. youre a dick.

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katiemarie62996 4

sexist cocksucker...

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pugpuggy 21
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Suck my female dick!

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fnool 0
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Silly paranoia. Nice username, though.

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DirtyParkBench 0
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You act like you've never had crabs before.

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kellbelle26 0
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Not an FML, but it's kinda funny. Who's been letting the shitty stories in lately?

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gamerdude94 1
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That sounds like something I would do...

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WonderBlunder 0
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Why would you be scared of a crab if you're a girl? you don't have a wiener to worry about!! And I know crabs can't resist clamping wieners!! >:

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_Noon_ 0
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This one is boring. Not an FML, hardly funny. Next.

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womanjesus 0
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if it's not funny don't comment retard

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