Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Top comments
fliflafla 0
well does she?
AeryFairy 10
Ew. Just plain ew.
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Comments (139)
plexico 4
So, is your mom a MILF, or is you dad just habituated to a piece of wolf-pussy?
yesbutnotyou 0
Wow. just wow.
fxdxhk90 0
This is awsome. Next your dad is gonna be asking you for a few tips.
callargh 0
Tell him she faked it.
YouSoDeservedIt 0
I lol'ed.
sashafierce123 0
Well is she?
princesspanda06 0
ROFL.. this is the funniest one I have read today.. FYL!
cheertigers 0
what a creep!!
Ianslilgoofball 0
Oh noooooo... Your parents are sexually active! Whatever shall you do? I know. GROW UP.
kepasaurous 0
i would say there's a difference between accepting that your parents have sex and listening to it every night.
kareno1 0
seriously? if you had to hear your dad putting it in your mom, i'm sure no maturity could handle that.... i think maybe it's a sign that you're old and insecure because we think old people shouldn't be having sex? nah, it's just that it's disgusting to listen to when it's your parents.
diet_otaku 0
74 is right. i know my best friend has sex, but i still wouldn't want to LISTEN to her having sex, nor would i want her boyfriend asking me if she sounded satisfied.
skullbuster 0
OP: Grow up. It's not like he was asking you to review video footage or anything. And honestly, your parents must know that you have pumped off millions of knuckle children in your room and they aren't on FML whining about it. Even 90 year old gimps like orgasms!!! And they had to **** each other at least once for you to be here, right?