Love: Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for... - FML

By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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By notfatanymore - 13/11/2011 20:50 - Germany

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

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By liar liar plants for hire - 03/08/2020 23:01

Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML

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You deserved it 652

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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You deserved it 5 596

By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 927

By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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You deserved it 2 417

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 550

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 05:42 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML

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You deserved it 35 371

Lifegoals

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 17:01

Today, I saw my ex. I was sure he’d be miserable, but he looked happier than I’ve seen him in a long time. He somehow even looked younger, as did the woman he was on a date with, who’s a good 10 years younger than me. Meanwhile, I’ve gained 25 pounds trying to quit smoking. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:11

I'm a 23 year old straight male model. I also act on the side and am working on the cure for cancer. Hit me up, I'm also available.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:04

Sounds about right...

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dani3l 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:12

# 5 looks like that 1 Disney channel star lol!!

thatisjank 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:15

Corbin Bleu? (:

smurf1 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:20

yeah that's what I thought! xD

BrownSugar_fml 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:44

highschool musical lmfao

Tyanna14 0

Monday 22 November 2010 16:25

I can't see a number 5 on ere. what's his name

michigan4life 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:13

awesome

rockyraccoon28 8

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:14

uh, YDI.

hughesyy 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:14

what did you expect? can neven know for sure online

ChickenLegs937 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:49

I agree

Mortanious 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:16

This FML is worded like crap. YDI because we had to guess what the hell you're talking about.

dapheronixx3 3

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:17

YDI, should have met the person

Neebo 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:18

I are teh mastur cheef

gusgus36 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:20

it sucks but it's online dating, so you have to expect people to not be truthful. he could be married as well, and you'd have no idea. YDI for believing what you see online and for waiting around an entire year for some online dude.

Krissmerida 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:24

don't people know not to trust dating sites!?

StingrayV 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:25

Online dating FTL.

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Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML

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Today, I found an old Bible in a box of my boyfriend's stuff. I despise religion, so I threw it away. He freaked out when he found out, screaming that it was a "family heirloom". I don't care if vile, hateful trash is an heirloom or not, I'm going to get rid of it. Deal with it. FML

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Today, I stopped by my elderly mother’s house to drop off some groceries. I decided to clean the place while I was there, just to be nice. In true Three Bears fashion, I fell asleep on the couch. I was awoken by a police officer pointing his gun at me. My mom woke up and thought I was a burglar. FML

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Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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Today, I calculated how long it’s been since I had a partner. Works out to 7 years officially and 11 years unofficially. However, if you count the fact that my deadbeat ex wasn’t ever really present in the marriage, then I’ve been single all my life. FML

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Today, my kids and I starved during the holidays because of the incompetent case workers at the food stamp office. I was denied because according to them, I make $1200 a week of unemployment. They put what I make monthly as weekly on their end. Their apology? “Sorry, you have to apply again.” FML

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Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML

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