Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
I'm a 23 year old straight male model. I also act on the side and am working on the cure for cancer. Hit me up, I'm also available.
FYLDeep 26
Sounds about right...
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Comments (176)
dani3l 0
# 5 looks like that 1 Disney channel star lol!!
thatisjank 0
Corbin Bleu? (:
smurf1 0
yeah that's what I thought! xD
BrownSugar_fml 5
highschool musical lmfao
Tyanna14 0
I can't see a number 5 on ere. what's his name
michigan4life 0
awesome
rockyraccoon28 8
uh, YDI.
hughesyy 0
what did you expect? can neven know for sure online
ChickenLegs937 6
I agree
Mortanious 0
This FML is worded like crap. YDI because we had to guess what the hell you're talking about.
dapheronixx3 3
YDI, should have met the person
Neebo 0
I are teh mastur cheef
gusgus36 5
it sucks but it's online dating, so you have to expect people to not be truthful. he could be married as well, and you'd have no idea. YDI for believing what you see online and for waiting around an entire year for some online dude.
Krissmerida 0
don't people know not to trust dating sites!?
StingrayV 0
Online dating FTL.