Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
I'm a 23 year old straight male model. I also act on the side and am working on the cure for cancer. Hit me up, I'm also available.
FYLDeep 26
Sounds about right...
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Comments (176)
koala1324 0
And that's why you don't use online dating sites and give out info and talk to people you don't know. You never know who's out there.
ndobbins14 0
you guys are clearly idiots. she dropped ten pounds and he shaved off twenty years, so he is younger than he claimed
lilypotter56 12
no, she claimed she was 10lbs less than she was. he claimed he was 20 years less than he was.
wowzersselainee 0
wow if it helps it's a fact that girls mature faster than boys . that's probobly why u lasted a year! atleaste u had a good online life ? :D
mnmvolleyball 0
dummy
PantThief 0
First of all... to all those people who were confused - I don't understand how though, it's not that difficult to understand - what happened was when they first 'met' the man claimed to be say... 30 years old. Then when they met a year later the woman finds out that the man lied about his age and he is actually 50 years old. (Ages are examples and such). Secondly I've had good and bad experiences online with people - and know other people with varying stories. My friend talked to a girl for a few years who had set up fake myspace accounts and everything, she used someone elses photo and even lied about her name and such. I dated a guy online for a while. (We met on a game) we were friends for a few years before we thought we'd give a relationship a try. (We acted more like friends even together so we broke up.) He was pretty cool and wasn't lying about what who he claimed to be. (I've talked to him on webcam, ventrillo and I have him on facebook.) Not everyone lies. Also I had this friend who became completely obsessed with this girl. He claimed to be in love with her and pretty much harrassed her with 'love' online. He was incredibly depressed because she didn't like him back. (Oh god that was such a bitch to try help with.) With meeting people online it varies, just like meeting people in person. You chat to someone at a bar, they seem pretty cool, you may end up sleeping with them and getting into a relationship with them, then you find out they're married with two kids. Lifes about chances. ***** going to happen but you can also meet some pretty amazing people. :)
ShelbyyBendel03 0
#12 is gonna get date raped, a week?!?!... and you met him online.... its not like you never have to see him again? lesson to all. online dating is a bad idea
steveakafranxy 7
YDI for using those pathetic dating sites
mutinykitty 18
Wow, reading some of these comments... I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
hotforkegger 4
U ppl are crazy HE lied about his age SHE lied about 10lbs get a clue ppl
Disembob 16
To me the wording was confusing. I thought it meant she lost 10lbs and he was 20 years younger than he said he was.