Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
I'm a 23 year old straight male model. I also act on the side and am working on the cure for cancer. Hit me up, I'm also available.
FYLDeep 26
Sounds about right...
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Comments (176)
tykaboo 0
fyl...ydi ;)
Spewki 3
I've met three people in person that I met online. And all three of them were exactly who they said they were, luckily enough. One of them I actually went on to date, and have now been dating for nearly a year, But you can't really expect honesty from someone who hides behind a screen to talk to you. Try webcam chatting sometime. It helps a little.
jadee20002010 0
that's not your fault it's his for being a lier how old was maybe I can meet him ^ ^ • • *****
someguy945 0
dating sites ask you for your weight and display it to your potential matches?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Wouldn't you have seen a picture of him beforehand and been able to determine that he's older than he says he is?
underpaid011 0
YDI it for trading myspace (FAKE SPACE) for real space. leave the house, meet real people in real spaces - and delete your "virtual" fake life and all the fake people that shit comes with!
Slimma 20
I say the OP deserves it. I mean you've been dating online for a year? I'm not saying go by pics cause anybody can do anything with those and alter those or use fake ones. But how about you know... a webcam? At least those are a lot harder to fake which means you'll more than likely see who the person really is. And if after a year that didn't happen and you were still that determined to meet him... then YDI. Can't trust everybody on the net.
thatsrugged 2
YDI OP.. Maybe your online date was looking for a heftier girl to take out! sounds like a fail on both ends though.. A lose/ lose
toaster468 0
idk WTF ur all talking about but it said shave. when I think of shave it remindig me of shaving which is REMOVING the hair. So obviously this was a man pretending to be older and captivating woman at the expense of the companies FTP chat server bandwidth.
breanuhh 0
it never sad she lied... and online dating isn't bad it's just a new way to meet people. but sucks cuz he lied