Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
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Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
I'm a 23 year old straight male model. I also act on the side and am working on the cure for cancer. Hit me up, I'm also available.
FYLDeep 26
Sounds about right...
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Comments (176)
godlydrmmr 0
Cougar! Cougar!
leadrunner751 3
karma's a bitch ain't it?
melonsmasherrr 0
suckass.....
goonie85 0
Ok I think I finally understand this FML from how everyone is explaining it. So she shaved off 10 pounds of hair, and he got in his DeLorean and went back to 1990 to be 20 years younger. Right? Cool, we're all on the same page.
mclostthankgod 1
who the **** cares you shallow **** if you like/love the person it shouldn't matter
TraVVisRuleZ 0
dont geg it
Heyyy31 0
Youuuu deserve all of that. For being desperate enough to date online..
sk8r_boiii 0
you totally deserved it
midniteangel 0
Doesn't this mean that the OP took the effort to lose 10lb to look better. While the guy only needed to shave to look younger (better)? Stating the difference between their efforts in looking good?
MercuryHatred 0
#156 Uhm correct me if I am wrong but I think she means the dude lied about his age by 20 years. So that would mean if he said he was like...36 he is actually 56.
anonoms 0
hahahahahahaha yeh you shedded 10lbs maybe more of 100lbs XDDD