Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
I'm a 23 year old straight male model. I also act on the side and am working on the cure for cancer. Hit me up, I'm also available.
FYLDeep 26
Sounds about right...
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Comments (176)
ScaryGirl 4
YDI. Why would you believe someone you met online?
beasting 0
this is why u have a video comfrence with them or actualy get a real person to go out with
ThatLooksSticky 16
you never swapped pics? never skyped? never checked out his myspace/facebook? (I'm not a stalker BTW). I suppose if you really care for him, age doesn't matter.
Alphonsuuuu 0
Aah, the wonderful world of google images and fake facebook pages. They're quite fun to make, actually.
ThatLooksSticky 16
that's why i mentioned skype - you can't fake a web cam. well...you could, but it'd be tough.
Rememberme1105 0
well ydi for dating online
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for meeting a random guy off the Internet. I mean, I've met people I talked to online too, but I always made sure the person and I had mutual friends/aquaintances. I hope you were smart enough to at least bring a friend with you. You're lucky you didn't get raped or murdered!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
WTF y online date? when there are plenty of handsome man walking around. smh
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
you lucky he didn't snatch you up n rape your ass.
Hiropon 0
AHAHAHA, I love how you worded it. xD
GaylyStraight 10
wow guys not every man is a rapist
blitz426 0
and that is why you don't try to make freinds online
nigranathan 0
I met my wife online she is really mooooooooooooody ;(
mmmrabies 0
LOL
animejen1988 9
This is why I talk to them on webcam and stuff. It's easier to see if they are who they say they are.
siege10 0
seriously people? it really isn't that difficult. 71 not only did you get it wrong once... you got it wrong, had someone correct you and then hot it wrong AGAIN... seriously? are you $&@$ing kidding me right now? 24, 25, and 35 read a few comment people who have a Brain will explain it for you... and while the way op wrote it was a bit ambiguous, who the **** lies about being older than they really are while cybering....? he was ovibously old and said he was younger...