Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
amifaiyaz 12
Be patient and teach him what you like, have him do the same. You can get better with the sex, you don't find soulmates every day.
How_you_doin 10
Maybe YOU suck at sex? Wow I just spun that shit on its head! Clearly the an
How_you_doin 10
#187 contd (******* I-phones!) Clearly the answer is talk about it!!! You are different people and may enjoy very different types of sex but experimentation is half the fun so get your FREAK ON!!
megamandude455 10
Yeah… never hook up with your best friend. The sex never turns out good.
bmazzagatti 4
If that's the only problem then it can be fixed
Gmag03 1
Well there's your problem. He's been in the friend zone for so long that once he got out he didn't know what he was supposed to do.
onesexytan 2
It will get better. It always does. Cheer up!
charlottegurrl 9
Sex can only get better the more you practice!!!
ivanhoe4u 3
If he's your soulmate then talk him through it. It will get better.
ck1315 1
careful what you wish for there....that's the way I felt about my wonderful bf of 3.5 years that i just broke up with.... started hooking up with a friend of mine even though we both know it's the worst idea ever. like, totally destined for disaster and has danger written all over it.....of course with my luck, the sex is absolutely out of this world, the best thing i've ever felt in my life.....finding the perfect sexual "fit" has been the worst thing ever for me. ....and trust me, you'll wanna say fml even more when it's because you had GOOD sex.... **** MY life
millenniummv 1
It doesn't get better, trust me. Just learn to fake it and get by with "loving yourself" secretly