Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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Top comments
glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
tabletoplady 11
I had the exact same experience. I ended up sleeping with the guy I had been crazy about for 5 years, who I thought was "the one", and it was so awful it cured me of any feelings I had for him. He became my best friend (and no, I didn't "friendzone" him, it was mutual), and he was my Man of Honour at my wedding last year. Best decision I ever made.
jbones24 22
Performance anxiety maybe?
TheWorldGreatest 8
First time doesn't count , you need to Rey it out one more time!
CelebrityChef 3
Having sex with a close friend of the opposite sex is never a good idea
TheWorldGreatest 8
Try next time it will be better!
xblaine 17
Doesn't matter had sex
Meli90_fml 0
If it was the worst sex then you obviously dont love the guy
xgetxbentx 13
Fyl, but sometimes it takes a little practice to get in tune with eachothers bodies. If you're going to have sex again, tell him what you like and what you don't. If this guy is everything you think he is then eventually the sex should be spectacular.
Viet_fml 9
You guys don't know each others likes and dislikes. Talk to each other and it can only get better from there.
davincidasecond 24
Not all first times are that bad ... My first time wasn't mind blowing or anything, but it wasn't bad at all. It definitely wasn't as bad as some people told me it would be either ... The second time turned out to be amazing. Every experience is different.