Love: Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

By bingalingading - 03/01/2015 01:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, my fiancée and I were making plans for our wedding when my soon-to-be mother-in-law chimed in with, "You know, she can still get out of this. I got the dress for her but we can save it for the next guy." I'm not sure if she's joking or not. FML

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By bummed out step monster - 24/06/2015 04:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that mine and her father's wedding is just a big joke, and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

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By NoWedding - 10/02/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML

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Control

By Username - 23/03/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

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By Jon - 02/04/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

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By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 20/05/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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Really? In 2022?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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ARealCarrot 11

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

she sure knows how to be rude, well good luck for your wedding :)

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

Listen to your heart, not your relatives.

Comments

ARealCarrot 11

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

she sure knows how to be rude, well good luck for your wedding :)

desoxyn242 14

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:33

She's got a point. I think OP should watch out....Just kidding

Jared900DUmpling 30

Saturday 3 January 2015 18:25

I'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door" No... It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

imyy 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 18:43

That comment makes no sense. Why would she save the dress for the next GUY, when her SON is getting married? He's obviously straight, so...

anonymouseperson 9

Saturday 3 January 2015 19:13

It's OP's soon-to-be mother-in-law. His fiancé's mom.

thinblue32 15

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

Monster in law haha good luck op

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

Listen to your heart, not your relatives.

Just_A_Tree 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:16

My heart beats, it's so abusive. You should consider what your relatives have to say, but your relatives shouldn't be douchcanoes about whatever they say.

emmatheamazingx 17

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

Mary him and deal with your mother later today is your day!

emmatheamazingx 17

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:22

Her sorry(:

devildog562 33

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

Freaking in laws. Good luck things may or may not get better. Some advice: never bad mouth a woman's mom.

bombielol 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:23

mother in laws can be treacherous

underthesea12 24

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:24

She probably wasn't joking.

kirbs19 37

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:24

More like monster-in-law

pastel_fml 18

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:24

Daaaaamn. Brutal. Good thing she's not the one you're marrying and you have your family for you guys to celebrate the holidays with still. Good luck and congrats!