By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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abu3mair 0

HAHAHA... "eat it, EAT IT!" LOOL this reminds of the family guy episode when peter shoves a piece of watermelon in Lois's mouth

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Guitarist45 0

LMAOROFL!!!!!!!!! BEST. POST. EVER!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop smiling for the rear of the day!!!!!!!

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CarterColbie 4

I almost died laughing! !

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syrup21 0

man he sounds like a d- bag

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comedychick 1

rofl wooow that sounds pretty freakin funny

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minenotyours 0

free donut? hell yes! tell him to call me sometime ;)

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ryguy997 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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OSnapItsKaylahh 0

BAHAHAHAHA. That's my favourite food

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