Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Sabraynay 10
He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!
leadman1989 16
In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.
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Comments (151)
NPN_Scorpio 16
...and the way humans are wired makes it a smart move to get the woman off at least once *before penetration.
justanotherhuman 21
^ pro; grossly undervalued post. More people should be aware of the anatomical aspects of sex before engaging- understanding goes a long way towards being capable in bed.
JustDannyG 0
Be nice lady, maybe it was his first time. No ones born a pornstar
drummerkidd 6
Doesn't matter had sex
mfelax9556 8
i dont get this... its not that hard to put a condom on...
Bright_Lights 14
Sounds like me exactly.
justanotherhuman 21
I love honesty, and being bold in statements. Thanks for the lol- seems like you've got the 'being open' part down, so now all that's left is what was as with OP's bf: practice makes perfect! GL!
KOKID760 0
Well Didn't you hear it was a race and you lost lol
life2007 0
If he isn't a virgin what an idiot. I have never been with a guy that couldn't last a minimum of 10 mins. My friend has captain 45 seconds she timed him.
cinderella10383 6
Man totally off subject but that pic looks so gross I hope you are better now!! At first I thought it was 4 different pics of STD's
theghost1309 11
And you didn't go for round two?
GoneClubbin 9
it must of been a big one huh?
Lexiluvsyou 3
Haha thats so funny!