Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Sabraynay 10
He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!
leadman1989 16
In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.
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Comments (151)
Mourningstar 4
Lame but it happens when your young, make him eat you out and when your done he'll be ready again and should last longer.....if not then he's a newbie
Never_tell_1999 0
Wow - didn't know my ex had started dating again.
flakester 0
Im tired of seeing this fml, that kind of stuff happens all the time. Especially if its a "first time" kind of situation.
Joeproof1994 0
Omg thats terrible. I feel bad for you
ambs12345 0
It was prob his first time cut him some slack!
JasonEP 3
Jesus Christ people. It was the dudes first time. That's perfectly normal. He'll just get used to it. Like EVERYONE else.
lulzmylife 4
How do you know it was his first time? The OP didn't say that. He might just be a really lousy lover. In which case she should dump his ass.
HomeAl0ne 20
Hey, it can be tricky to put a condom on. I know it seems simple when you're watching those Sex-Ed classes at school, but try it yourself and you'll soon discover that getting a condom on over a large banana or cucumber isn't easy.
lulzmylife 4
Well, look at the silver lining: at least now you know he's not long-term relationship material!
honeypot06 3
... we've all been there sadly
beccak2012 6
EPIC FAIL! >.>