Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Sabraynay 10
He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!
leadman1989 16
In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.
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Comments (151)
nightops 8
Maybe if you waited until marriage you wouldn't have to worry about that stuff. YDI
eleutheros 3
*facepalm* As if the situation would have been different with a ****** ring on their fingers....
justanotherhuman 21
...well to be fair, we don't know what kind of resistance buffs this ring we're addressing has on it.
ZeroMachine 3
Yes, because getting married solves all sex-related problems, ever.
SyWolf 2
Well, I have the opposite problem. Because of some medications I take to keep me from killing myself I can't finish. It sound like it would be cool but I always end up with the other person thinking they did something wrong and me with a serious case of blue balls.
skinflint 6
give him 5 chances. if he's still popping early he's hopeless. I had plenty of experience but popped early the first time I had sex with someone I was in love with. I married her.
luvkristelle 3
tragic
CaineghisMord 2
At least he wore a condom. Look at the postives!! He believes safe sex is a quick way to a healthy releationship.
JRokka850 6
You put it on with your mouth for him
angeluv_2014 22
I know how ya feel!! omfg
xJChristine 16
He just really likes you and thinks you're really pretty :) it would be worse if he couldn't get it up
dharmaint 15
Why not help