Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Sabraynay 10
He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!
leadman1989 16
In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.
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Comments (151)
sawblay07 0
He must have heard if u dont usw it u lose it and wanted to make sure it was safe too lol
BloodyDraven 0
YDI for not helping him
wals2537 1
If it is the first time for guys, it is very very common for the guy to finnish much faster than normal. So you should be more satisfied next time.
chardy22 1
Guys tend to do that on their first time or when it's been a while - it'll get better!
fuckyouimawesome 1
Looks like you gotta take matters into your own hands ;)
structuredchaoz 4
We all have shortcomings. His are just, shorter.
mash_mash_fml 4
That must be sone big package ;)
captainfalcon7 0
welcome to sex
arin2009 0
give him head first lol
ndhin831 2
Bonus! You're sexier than the condom.