Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Sabraynay 10
He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!
leadman1989 16
In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.
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Comments (151)
cheesecakex 5
Cut him some slack, he was probably nervous.
fmchi 2
Seriously. Nervous, excited, breaking a dry spell -- it was his first time with you and it wasn't perfect. So what? Forget about it and try again in the morning. Chances are he'll last longer and things will be better. The go after that even better.
mistersheezy 7
It had to be good while it lasted, you're letting the world know about it!
MD_DILF 4
Hines Ward got jacked by the Ravens! **** the Sqeelers!
whited666 0
That's normal though. So it's okay.
grace14 0
Lol :) how would u know? ;)
that_is_Nathy 9
consider it a compliment^^
SSJBra 2
I'm finding all the comments saying "this is normal" and "cut him slack" quite amusing... If he can't stop himself to last longer before he spooges he shouldn't be allowed to have sex anyway!
zojieeu 6
You are the dumbest per I've ever seen
DaMan326 1
This guy is an idiot
Mach10 0
Interesting theory. Was your first time that awful that you blocked the memory of it out? If it wasn't awkward, uncomfortable, and over too quickly the first time, then it wasn't sex.
mongoosemike 23
This^^
WarmPigBelly 4
CONGRATS!!! Your dumb.
NattyB123 8
20: thats cause youre a virgin. **** off and meet a real man.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
What a loser
captainbj2 0
You have to be talking about yourself right? Otherwise, you show all the makings of a beotch.
Kartor 6
American Pie
jimmytheyidZ 7
maybe he was beating himself off whilst tryin to put the condom on.. or he was just over excited :l i have that problem... opps gone again
SnowTrooper19 0
What if it took him 10mins to put the condom on?
DjeePee 25
Then the sex still didn't last for an appropriate time.
kareltje 17
Probably said afterwards that that usually never happens to him? Give it another chance, unless he fell asleep afterwards and let you be. There are more ways to please the woman. Give him a guided tour if he's green. Nothing better than a newbie you can mould to your liking ;)
justchilling307 4
40 year old virgin!