Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
Her house, her rules.
RinnieRiot 9
At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.
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Comments (50)
IHeartJimi02 0
She probably thought the guy was cute and that's why she did it. Sorry op
LemonStarship 5
All the cool kids are doing it.
Jake2408 0
Your mom is awesome! Can i move in?
thisisLAUREN 0
you should've told him his pants were optional too. ;)
alwa7sh 2
Watch out for "No penis left dry day" because if you don't do anything about it, your mom will.
jonseyop 0
yeah I opt for long johns
EffYoCouch 0
I sense a cougar.
DanielleTheOne 3
Look on the bright side! If she's true to that rule, you and your crush should have that option too :D
Jonkbaby 23
your mom wants him
PeteyPablo12308 20
You better follow the rules... She's the boss.