Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
I guess hes just not that into you.
onlychildFTW 34
Time to evaluate the relationship
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Comments (122)
ilulife 4
Time to get a pro's and con's list
Cavebone 5
maybe he was sleeping? yeah, no. he doesn't love you.
sammyjanette 17
There's nothing wrong with waiting 1.5 years to be sure of your feelings, but at the same time after a year and a half of dating, a person knows if they love someone or not. And judging by your boyfriend's childish reaction...it sounds like he does not. He's known you for at least year and a half. He knows your personality, your quirks, your dreams, and all of the stuff that makes you you. If he doesn't love you by now chances are that he never will. :(
santel_fml 8
What took you so long?
Raeser 7
Holy shit! One and a half year and you haven't said that you love each other yet? What kind of relationship is that?
Burrito_Time 5
How come I never thought of that!
iseyixes 18
My bf of ten years does that OP. It's supposed to be "cute" not insulting. It also works when you have a complaint,etc. And if he doesn't tell you with words, I'm sure be lets you know in other ways. Why else would you have stayed with him.
PlaySpades 21
It's really only cute if he's said it before, not if that's the first time she said it to him and that's how he responded. And if he let her know in other ways she probably would've known she loved him sooner....
LulusLemon 8
It took you a year and a half to tell him you love him? wow, FYL
donleischner 0
Next time you might want to establish that near the beginning so you don't waste so much time.
lucins 7
It's past time to dump him and find someone that deserves your love and will love you back!