Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
I guess hes just not that into you.
onlychildFTW 34
Time to evaluate the relationship
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Comments (122)
ramboetan 0
Haha, i think I love your boyfriend.
beccaboo245 0
Im sorry
Ghizmo 1
Probably shouldn't be together if it took a year and a half to tell him that you love him. Seriously....A year and a half? I hope you're exaggerating. If you aren't, A: Your relationship is horrible, or B: You have some intense issues and really shouldn't be with anyone.
joker118 7
well if i were u i would have sed, well scene your sleeping i guess we wont have sex and watch him jump up and then say to bad
laaame 0
if you haven't already said that after that long and he did that.. he's just not that into you
kat4x1track 5
My boyfriend does the same thing, laughs, then say says he loves me back. Maybe he's just messing with you?
cantfixme36 28
you guys waited a year and a half to say I love you?
EchoSerenity 15
Sometimes people say they love each other and sometimes people show each other that they love them. I'd rather have someone show me that they love me over telling. That's why I love my man, he doesn't have to say a word, he shows me he loves me everyday.
alex_gen 39
So you've had sex, but never said, "I love you"?
NamelessFace 22
I have as much of a problem with that as you do... and as every other decent person should.
lanexox1d 22
why did you wait so long? omg :o