Love: Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a...

By c - 09/02/2012 00:07

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 06:47 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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Great timing

By denae92 - 04/10/2019 04:00

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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Compassion? Pah!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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Thursday 9 February 2012 8:44

I guess hes just not that into you.

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:46

Time to evaluate the relationship

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rthieka 0

Friday 10 February 2012 1:35

Hmm time to consider to look around

pvwohmy 2

Friday 10 February 2012 2:06

Don't sweat it. My boyfriend who I've been with for 2 years does that. However, he doesn't "snore" when I tell him I love him. He does it after certain activities. Annoys the piss out of me, but I know he's only joking. It's probably a one time thing. If he does it again, I'd say something to him about it.

verkaderk 9

Friday 10 February 2012 3:34

Took u a year and a half to figure out u love the guy?

marceljedrasik 6

Friday 10 February 2012 5:17

Hes just one of those that follows every single part of the ' bro code ' .... Try to stay away from the phrase " i love you " as long as possible because saying i love you means you want to be serious, and thats never good .... Yah well considering you were in bed with the guy im guessing you live with him so i think its time to get serious no ?? FYL

Simoneaux17 11

Friday 10 February 2012 5:29

At least you waited a while. My ex girlfriend said the same thing a week into the relationship. Wtf.

Sumo69 9

Friday 10 February 2012 5:32

It's nice to see that even ugly people have courage these days

barnettmatt87 1

Friday 10 February 2012 5:38

Maybe he has anxiety triggered narcolepsy. I have fell victim to that many a times.

dgiss4297 0

Friday 10 February 2012 5:47

hey good job... maybe he was just really tired and he just fell asleep

kill_me_now7 2

Friday 10 February 2012 7:12

A year and a half without i love yous... Damn

Locoluis 15

Friday 10 February 2012 15:04

YDI for letting him in your bed before letting out your feelings for him. Too late to expect him to love you back; he already got what he wanted from you.