By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 431
You deserved it 6 058

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tokintot07 0

well don't fuck him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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FMLFML123123 0

WTF why would she deserve it!?

In_your_face 0

who said it was a she

Averizzle 0

Because she should of let him sober up a little at least..

when he's passed out, drive him out to the highway, put him in a dog carrier with a "free to good home" sign on it. I gaurantee you'll feel better

I agree with #1. Next time maybe you'll think twice about taking advantage of another human being while they're drunk.

she took advantage of him

yourlifesfucked 0

she didnt take dvantage of him. she still deserves it though for fucking a drunk guy. shes just lucky he didnt puke on her face or something

for hooking up with some drunky, you must be desperate

thinmint 0

13 ftw!

SmellDaPurp 0

OP deserves it because if she was hot he wouldnt have had to be drunk to sleep with her.

Everyone has been a little harsh but mostly right. Why would you even let things get that far with a drunk man? Would it be okay for a man to that to a drunk woman? You earned that shit.

isreal 0

why were you fucking on a white carpate

honestlove11 0

haaa that's so nasty, make him pay for a good carpet cleaning and convince him he promised and just doesn't remember due to being drunk.

there's only one persons gender mentioned - why is everyone assuming this is a guy and a girl.

rldostie 19

I agree. if the person is so drunk they're shitting on the floor, they're FAR too drunk to give consent. If a guy took advantage of a woman in that state, people have no problem calling it rape. Why should it be any different if the drunk person is a man?

@72: maybe because 99% of people are heterosexual. I'm not discriminating in fact I live in MA but I'm just saying that boy/girl is a safe assumption to make.

This gives the phrase, "shit happens," a whole different meaning.

ANAL sex IS. SO. GROSS! I think this was 2 guys...

has anyone thought OP is gay.... I thought that was obvious. I mean, fucking the shit out of the guy? duh.

Hell Yeah, she deserves it.. Date Rapist..

shadowkiss13 0

o calm down #100 itz not that weird nowadays i have some gay friends, although im not into that but hey dnt descriminate

SaturnE_fml 0

I agree. You took advantage of a drunk.

RileyTheCoyote 6

Anal sex is gross? Look at your face.

Das nasty...ha!

lol that's a sh**ty situaition (no pun intended)

her reputation is soiled now.

YDI for being a dirty whore!

elchiclebubalu 2

ydi for being a fuckin cunt

pepper3434 0

I agree with this person! ^^^^

Lol "soiled" hahahahaahahahahahhhhahahahasshshahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaahahahahshahhahahahaahahahaha

YDI for using "was" (past) and "arrives" (present) in the same sentence.

tokintot07 0

well don't fuck him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

theian01 3

Stick his nose in it before you make him clean it up. He'll learn we do that OUTSIDE!

maybe she'll learn not to rape a drunk guy on her nice carpet. she deserved to have shit on her floor, I hope she gets aids from him.

joeblownc 0

does no one understand this was a guy fuking another guy?!

I don't think that that's physically possible…

that's shit white carpet for the win!!!

it ain't white no more

bNMitchell 0

honestly don't have sex with a guy when they're drunk . nothing ever turns out pretty. I hope you got the stains out. I would on his ass.

eeeewwwwww! take a sh*t on his porch infront of the door next time.

Heartbreakher 0

agree haha. costa rica ftw.

gabirolon 1

hi idollface, I c ur pic, r u crican... I was born and raised there...

ydi for not being able to wait to have sex n having it with a drunk guy wen your sober. rapist

take a used pad and smear it on his white furniture. unless you're a gay.

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.