By trainhump - 20/2/2010 10:54 - Australia
  Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
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  honestlove11  |  0

umm did you say 'first!!!' like an idiot lol?:)

ha anyways.

yep why didn't you just uh, comepletely move? seriously that's so creepy. I get creeped all the time by old guys. ick!

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  spaceshan69  |  0

if you don't like it then have the courage to tell him to back the fuck off. if you say nothing about something you don't like you have no right to complain

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  deliciouscake  |  3

Today, I was on the train and a woman was in front of me. It was a bumpy ride so it was sort of jittery. well, my penis touched her (fat) ass and I got an errection. Displeaes from getting a hard-on from a fat chick, I tried to edge to the side, but she did the same.
FML.

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  Monikabug  |  9

Really OP? you deserve it for not opening your mouth and telling the man to back off!
Next time instead of inching away and hoping he doesn't come closer, do something about it.
Especially if it is on a packed train, think about it! YDI.

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  Yankeepunk  |  0

lmao hahhahahha how great. I remember one time on a bus it was so tight with people my crotch was on a girls ass. If she didnt move why the fuck would i lol

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  sashalynn  |  0

Old man, why are you staring at me, smack on me and my friends, that's kinda creepy, you should be prowling around the old folks home, c'mon dude, leave us alone!!'

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  idkwtfbbq  |  3

it disturbs me when people enter my bubble. next time turn around 180 degrees and stare dude in his face like you're crazy. then y'all can have a "crazy [stand] off". hahaha