By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 232
You deserved it 29 363

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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wow i can only imagine how you will react to your first time having sex.

jelly42 0

lmao thtz rlly sad haha.. like wtf how old r u? 10

aw that's so cute. I just got my first kiss a couple weeks ago. it's alright. as long as he didn't notice then I guess it's ok. :) don't worry, that won't happen everytime...hopefully

againstthecrown 0

that ain't to bad. a kid I know threw up in the girls mouth his first time. it was so awesome. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life. good shit.

Misguided_Ghost 0

So? what's wrong with not having a first kiss?