Well, Op I say you blame your friends. Say your sick and quickly throw up too cover and save face.

Coming up with the excuse of having a bladder infection usually works in cases like this.

And then immediately follow it up with "...Oh yeah, and I'm extremely contagious".

Friends are the best

So they literally scared the piss out of you.

Well, at least they didn't scare the shit out of you.

get out

No! Take off your coat. Stay awhile. Care for a refreshment? We have filtered water, coke, beer, and red or white wine. Also cheese and crackers, and pepperoni for zest.

Don't feel bad OP. Friends are the best like mentioned earlier

I think they really emphasized the p in surprise. Either way, they'll get over it quicker than you will. Don't worry, and happy birthday!

Better having friends that throw a party for you rather than "friends" that don't care. It'll be a funny story for the future though, best of luck with your crush op

I never knew how common pissing oneself due to fright or surprise is until this website.

I feel like this is just something you guys will be able to laugh about in future even if it's embarrassing now. If they're your real friends, which it sounds like they are, they won't mind too much

Sounds like your friends did a good job with the surprise!