By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
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siggy_mcsigx 22

I never knew how common pissing oneself due to fright or surprise is until this website.

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Justy101 23

Well, at least they didn't scare the shit out of you.

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feldire 14

Well, Op I say you blame your friends. Say your sick and quickly throw up too cover and save face.

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gamermonster 34

Coming up with the excuse of having a bladder infection usually works in cases like this.

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Lalala579121 27

And then immediately follow it up with "...Oh yeah, and I'm extremely contagious".

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emeraldisle 30

So they literally scared the piss out of you.

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Justy101 23

Well, at least they didn't scare the shit out of you.

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gracehi 31

No! Take off your coat. Stay awhile. Care for a refreshment? We have filtered water, coke, beer, and red or white wine. Also cheese and crackers, and pepperoni for zest.

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zainman13 26

Don't feel bad OP. Friends are the best like mentioned earlier

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shiba10 26

Better having friends that throw a party for you rather than "friends" that don't care. It'll be a funny story for the future though, best of luck with your crush op

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I never knew how common pissing oneself due to fright or surprise is until this website.

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luvlu444 24

I feel like this is just something you guys will be able to laugh about in future even if it's embarrassing now. If they're your real friends, which it sounds like they are, they won't mind too much

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awildwhisper 30

Sounds like your friends did a good job with the surprise!

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fifi125 21

Looks like you surprised them right back!

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