PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
RitaDahhlinnnng
United States
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
shelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Sprinkler
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Killme
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.
superbadd 0
mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D
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Comments (292)
hanoha 0
be brave and kiss a stranger @andruha orrr kiss ur crush and say "I LOVE YOU!!" it always works for me....my friends are always jealous
nicklwl 0
oo how cute
sydneyrianna 0
haha
danielley96 0
hahahahahaha! that's effin hilarious!!
Zim4 0
165, idk how many people got that joke, but that was too awesome for words...
starxx 0
132- you really have been living under a rock cuz plants do have sexs
lovin_darkness 0
You see everyone? This is what TV is doing to our children, they watch shows like "Hannah Montana" and suddenly our 9 year olds are kissing and pissing their pants XD lol jk i dont have anything against "Hannah Montana"
jintin 0
piss for kiss
rungingerrun 0
ohhhhh lord. that must have been awkward to explain
p4param 0
Good, finally you learned how to piss your own. Because mamma cannot be with you everytime.