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HAHAHAHA. This is one of the funniest FMLs I've ever heard. That ******* sucks!!!! You could just find a better guy. Or some X. That'll make you ******.
"Give your vibrator some Viagra" LMAO genius. how long do you take to ******? either that vibrator had shit battery life.
how could anyone possibly deserve this?!
Damn, that SUCKS, honey. I've never had an ****** before either. I want a vibrator, but the easiest way to get it is at the store that I can't go into yet...not for two months. All you people bein' nasty, chill. No reason to tell her she's stupid. It sucks not to have an ******.
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jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?
next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!