Mortified

By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 01:08 - United States - Joplin

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Today, I bought my first ever vibrator after months of wanting one. Apparently, I bought a cheap product, because it broke and started going off by itself later. It shook my whole dresser while my best friend and I were in the room. I couldn't get it to shut off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 005
You deserved it 223

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Remove batteries? Unless...holy crap did you remove them?! I could see this being a new horror movie franchise. They’ve done possessed dolls, clowns, cars, fucking everything...but now we get to fear our own vibrators. *Coming this fall...this vibrator will make you SHUDDER* Good luck with your possessed vibrator, OP.

On the contrary, your vibrator is top quality because it accurately emulates a man. If you don't use us when we're ready, we'll go off by ourselves.

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Remove batteries? Unless...holy crap did you remove them?! I could see this being a new horror movie franchise. They’ve done possessed dolls, clowns, cars, fucking everything...but now we get to fear our own vibrators. *Coming this fall...this vibrator will make you SHUDDER* Good luck with your possessed vibrator, OP.

Sometimes you need a screwdriver to remove batteries. At least it was OP's friend who witnessed this and not mom or dad.

Thats hilarious, I can't imagine a movie like that coming out

On the contrary, your vibrator is top quality because it accurately emulates a man. If you don't use us when we're ready, we'll go off by ourselves.

I actually clicked on this posting just to see if you'd commented. Your comment is humorous, but, considering the subject matter, a bit tame.

When the dresser is a shaking, your legs are a quaking!

Brookstone has some of the best quality vibrators (they are still in business on line) - They call them “massagers”. Wherever you buy, quality is almost always worth spending more for.

well don't be embarrassed by that. it's a natural thing. my best friend and I got our first vibrators together