Remove batteries? Unless...holy crap did you remove them?! I could see this being a new horror movie franchise. They’ve done possessed dolls, clowns, cars, fucking everything...but now we get to fear our own vibrators. *Coming this fall...this vibrator will make you SHUDDER* Good luck with your possessed vibrator, OP.

On the contrary, your vibrator is top quality because it accurately emulates a man. If you don't use us when we're ready, we'll go off by ourselves.

When the dresser is a shaking, your legs are a quaking!

Brookstone has some of the best quality vibrators (they are still in business on line) - They call them “massagers”. Wherever you buy, quality is almost always worth spending more for.

well don't be embarrassed by that. it's a natural thing. my best friend and I got our first vibrators together