By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 01:08 - United States - Joplin

Mortified

  Today, I bought my first ever vibrator after months of wanting one. Apparently, I bought a cheap product, because it broke and started going off by itself later. It shook my whole dresser while my best friend and I were in the room. I couldn't get it to shut off. FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  29

Remove batteries?

Unless...holy crap did you remove them?! I could see this being a new horror movie franchise. They’ve done possessed dolls, clowns, cars, fucking everything...but now we get to fear our own vibrators.

*Coming this fall...this vibrator will make you SHUDDER*

Good luck with your possessed vibrator, OP.

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By  Marcella1016  |  29

Remove batteries?

Unless...holy crap did you remove them?! I could see this being a new horror movie franchise. They’ve done possessed dolls, clowns, cars, fucking everything...but now we get to fear our own vibrators.

*Coming this fall...this vibrator will make you SHUDDER*

Good luck with your possessed vibrator, OP.

By  Chazzster  |  20

Brookstone has some of the best quality vibrators (they are still in business on line) - They call them “massagers”.

Wherever you buy, quality is almost always worth spending more for.