Dude, were you just in a McDonald's?

By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 15:00

Spicy
Today, it started off as a good day, until my guy friend called me in the middle of me turning my vibrator on. He was crying so I couldn’t finish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 641
You deserved it 821

Same thing different taste

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You answer the phone in the middle of this…? Couldn’t just call them back in a few minutes?

Why don't you invite him over and ask that he bring fresh batteries? I'm assuming he's in the friend zone, so you don't want to let him try to pleasure you.

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Why don't you invite him over and ask that he bring fresh batteries? I'm assuming he's in the friend zone, so you don't want to let him try to pleasure you.

McCheese09 11

so, you kept the vibe on during the conversation?

You answer the phone in the middle of this…? Couldn’t just call them back in a few minutes?