By WhoaZombie - 19/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Huron

Today, I twisted my ankle on a mole hill in front of my house. I regularly try to stomp them down so I guess this was retribution. Well played, mole. Well played. FML
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OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)

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Welshite 39
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You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.

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Emma1562 35
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How'd you manage to do that?

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Welshite 39
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You really made a mountain of of that mole hill. Wear appropriate safety gear next time you try to play whack-a-mole.

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friedpwnadge 25
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Holy moly! They must have been planning this for months.

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ldhull 16
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Stick to the arcade game whack-a-mole. Much safer.

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gabechriswill 19
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They are learning, OP. Watch your back.

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Emma1562 35
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How'd you manage to do that?

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UserError94 18
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She was trying to do one of those classic bug killing moves where you stomp your foot down and twist right to left.

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WhoaZombie 19
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I'm bad at walking on uneven ground apparently. Lmao

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it___happens 12
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The mole strikes back.

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ER1C_fml 22
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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jen1097 25
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ABlindMan 17
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It doesn't kill them.... OP was just pushing down where they dug up. They burrow further underground than 2 centimeters... Do a little research before you comment on something you know absolutely nothing about.

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foxpug 24
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Thank you! You beat me to it.

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saxaddict122 14
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The moles deserve it, moles wreck your yard and most people consider them pests just like cockroaches and termites.

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sw2f2fchik612 12
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I consider most people pests, I better get to stomping.

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jen1097 25
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Well I don't have moles where I'm from so don't be so quick to judge

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foxpug 24
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That's a pot-kettle-black situation if I ever saw one. You don't have moles where you're from, therefore your lack of knowledge is your defense against quick judgement, yet that same lack of knowledge allowed you to be quick in rendering judgement on the OP's ankles.

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R_L_Jack 11
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they aerate your yard they do. And eat slugs, bugs, and larvae.

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clawstrophobic 15
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At least you didn't make a mountain out of it

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Markgray2525 11
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Did you learn nothing from caddie shack

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