FML : Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean...

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Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Tom - / Monday 15 June 2009 10:07 / Israel

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By FBIWarning | 0

#307728 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

I'd honestly just throw out the sheets and buy new ones, that's fucking nasty!

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#307712 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

Ugh, nasty. I can't even stand normal vomit.

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By shakenbake93 | 0

#307690 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:00

First. And yeah that really sucks. Try using baking powder to clean it up.

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Lolerskatez | 0

#1671774 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:34

Glen 20 for the win!

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hamizami | 3

#5390328 - Sunday 3 March 2013 1:15

that is why i love the couch

By dreamsmean | 3

#307709 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:03

ew... thats horrible

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#307712 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

Ugh, nasty. I can't even stand normal vomit.

By ladybug52 | 0

#307718 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

try vinegar and water. let it soak in, repeat as necessary, then vacuum.
my dog took a piss in my carepeted room a couple weeks ago and that took care of it.
FYL though. sucks.

By margiemarg24 | 0

#307721 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

umm thats just gross

By FBIWarning | 0

#307728 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

I'd honestly just throw out the sheets and buy new ones, that's fucking nasty!

By dogsickftl | 0

#307744 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:08

V Read my name.

By mzbosii | 0

#307748 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:09

That's nasty

By aback | 4

#307757 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:10

Crate that mutt while you're sleeping.

By angorashi | 0

#307772 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:13

Hey hey hey I love people

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