Animals: Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead... - FML

By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

I'd honestly just throw out the sheets and buy new ones, that's fucking nasty!

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

Ugh, nasty. I can't even stand normal vomit.

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:00

First. And yeah that really sucks. Try using baking powder to clean it up.

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Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:34

Glen 20 for the win!

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Sunday 3 March 2013 1:15

that is why i love the couch

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:03

ew... thats horrible

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

Ugh, nasty. I can't even stand normal vomit.

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

try vinegar and water. let it soak in, repeat as necessary, then vacuum. my dog took a piss in my carepeted room a couple weeks ago and that took care of it. FYL though. sucks.

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

umm thats just gross

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

I'd honestly just throw out the sheets and buy new ones, that's fucking nasty!

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:08

V Read my name.

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:09

That's nasty

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:10

Crate that mutt while you're sleeping.

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:13

Hey hey hey I love people

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