Love: Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters,... - FML

By nasty_ex - 21/06/2011 12:25 - Australia

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

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Batman

Entitled

PTSD FML

By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Spicy

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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It says a lot of shit

By Imnotfromhere - 26/06/2021 00:01

Spicy

Today, I showed up to work with a hickey on my neck and found out my boss is very Christian. He wasted my entire lunch break ranting to me about how the Bible says i shouldn't be having sex before marriage. FML

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By taternuts - 26/11/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML

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By socianx - 18/08/2013 21:23 - Albania

Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML

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By oops - 29/07/2015 06:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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Healthy mind in a healthy body

By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 12:59 - Brazil - Niter?i

Today, I started a diet to lose the 20lbs I put on during quarantine. It was also the day my body decided the diminished food intake means I'm trying to starve it to death, and must be punished with a horrible migraine. That's what I get for trying to be healthier. FML

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By weddingsalwayssuck - 28/01/2013 21:01 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML

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By Drunkard - 08/02/2017 00:54 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML

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That's a funny word, mom

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 22:59 - United States - Oakland

Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML

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By hating labels - 23/10/2012 08:21 - Australia

Today, at breakfast, my sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, and acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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Let me stay!

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00

Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML

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Goddammit, Facebook!

By Anonymous - 28/05/2021 23:01 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML

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By Adam Gordon - 30/03/2017 14:00

Today, I received a Snapchat of a horse-drawn carriage version of a hearse. I replied, "That's so extra!" because I thought it was finals week at her school. Turns out, she's at her uncle's funeral. He was an officer in the Air Force and there's going to be a 21-gun salute in his honor. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By MissedTheBoat - 14/04/2013 07:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By dmanrique - 04/10/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By blocked_by_fire - 17/04/2012 18:13 - United States - Pullman

Spicy

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 14:04 - United States - Bel Air

Today, while opening up to a few friends about how I was sexually abused as a child, one of them blurted "Pics or it didn't happen." How did the others react? With outrage? No, just with awkward chuckling. FML

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By Badab1ng - 24/11/2011 06:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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Smart kid

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 21:59

Today, I'm at the ER because my 13-year-old nephew ate an aromatic candle that smelled like chocolate. He saw it on my dresser and actually though it was chocolate. FML

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By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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By lawl - 07/05/2011 13:25 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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Mouthwatering

By yuna - 05/04/2021 22:59

Today, I discovered that I have a condition in which saliva frequently falls out of my mouth for no apparent reason. I’m 17. FML

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By kaleighf - 28/04/2016 01:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

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The Trifecta

By AkaiKitsune - 27/08/2017 04:30

Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML

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I KNOW!

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 07:59

Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML

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By SwimminginSweat - 27/02/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML

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By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. 50 min into the tattoo on my back, the artist says "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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By mel_bear_ - 14/03/2012 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:07

Send her thank you letters for taking the time to write to you and tell her how happy you and your husband are.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:05

Do you live in a dramatic chick flick?

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:03

send here a sex vid of you and your husband

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:04

*her

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:08

you're a smart little fuck

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:08

Be like Bitch uMad

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Friday 31 October 2014 4:37

She'd enjoy it

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Friday 10 June 2016 3:07

She'd probably use it as blackmail or post it..

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:05

I derp. It's what I do, all day long.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:22

ohkay?

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:34

Totally NAWT FABULOUS!

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:04

another waste of a first comment

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:08

This line of posts is unrelated. Your point is invalid. Move along please.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:11

42 a waste it's when the first get's deleted, moderated, or buried. It's neither... yet.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:21

3 congrats you are a successful troll :)

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:05

Do you live in a dramatic chick flick?

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:21

OP-"Don't open the door!" Husband-"Too late..." Ex-"Hi!" Dun dun dun!

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:04

^Win

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:21

Op sounds like she's dealing with just another crazy b*tch -.-

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:21

Op sounds like she's dealing with just another crazy b*tch -.-

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:43

bitches be crazy.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:16

21 that was an epic win! lol

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:59

smile extra hard girl ....... after 7 years she still cant get over it so your winning and it's just words on paper wipe ur butt with the letters

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:32

Grudges never die.

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:34

Use 82's idea, except wipe your bütt with the letter, then resend them with an enclosed treat. :P

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:38

call the fuckking police :O

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Monday 5 March 2012 3:52

Neither do Goonies.

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Wednesday 26 February 2014 8:34

The police have better things to do.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:06

oh i feel your pain about psycho exes...never understood the way they behave. his psycho ex needs to get over it and move on.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:39

That's an awkward situation, OP. Maybe you need to tell her that they're divorced now, he is YOUR husband and that she REALLY needs to move on. Unless of course your husband is cheating on you with her. Eh.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:07

Send her thank you letters for taking the time to write to you and tell her how happy you and your husband are.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:34

Psycho bitch gon KILL her!!

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:40

great advice!

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:14

Lmao!! Yea!! thats the spirit!!

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:03

so you think it's all about his dick game could be .... but knowing females I bet he is her first love ... girls never get over them

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:46

Sexist much 84?

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:34

that's perfect

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:41

awesome idea lol

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:08

wow now that's just pure desperate.. is your husband that handsome? =]

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:24

if he is then your life isn't that bad:)

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:09

Ew! What a psyho. Keep track of it all and file harassment charges! You need that crap on record for when she really starts acting crazy!!

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:09

You should probably tell your husband because that's something you and him should really have dealt with.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:11

Tell your husband to punch her face in? Then burn the letters in her face?

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:05

wow...i think thats a little to much

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:05

wow someone got a little to personal about this.

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:12

The burn the letters part, yeah, the other stuff, uhhhhh, I don't know.

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Monday 1 August 2011 3:29

ORRRR she could punch her. I wouldn't let a man punch a woman. wtf is wrong with you?

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Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:07

Double standards FTW!

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:12

send that bitch a hatership ring.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:49

haters gonna hate

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Today, I feel like I'm going crazy as I'm in a 2-year relationship with a guy who's 17 years older than me (I'm 23). He's a wonderful partner and I'm totally in love, but the age gap causes monthly, sometimes daily, shifts between wanting to have it all with him, and wanting to leave him. FML

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Today, it has been 7 years of me submitting FML’s. I don’t know what worse, that I’ve submitted so many of that none have never been featured. FML

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Spicy

Spicy

Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML

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Today, I found out why my husband faked being sick on Thanksgiving. He was invited to Thanksgiving dinner by to the coworker he’s seeing. She was planning to introduce him to her family. He never told her he was married, so knowing I would tag along if he came, he faked having a “fever” so he couldn’t go out. FML

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