What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?

By Markeesha - 15/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Eaton

Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 889
You deserved it 297

Same thing different taste

Top comments

They can see your future! You're in the Twilight Zone! Run for your life!

Just shut up, take half the community property, and run!

Comments

They can see your future! You're in the Twilight Zone! Run for your life!

chris_lillo 15

Exactly what I was thinking

Are you sure you've never been married? Maybe the state erased your memories of your spouse.

Just shut up, take half the community property, and run!

I desperately need more information and a follow up.

Just wait until your citizenship is revoked from a country you've never been to.

Identity theft: Leap-frogging from the single life to marriage and back faster than a Kardashian.

tounces7 27

Do your parents not like you, and this is their way of cutting ties?

Mungolikecandy 19

On the bright side your secret stalker is breaking up with you.

Soon we will see an FML like this " i was officially divorced a week ago but i never received the divorce papers .FML"