Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
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Comments (81)
weveallbeenthere 30
kick him in the balls and make him spit it back up. Lol.
claiiire_fml 17
Because scientifically, that's 100% possible.
SeahawksnationxD 7
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Why are you all so butthurt for OP and her daughter. 1) That's actually pretty funny and I bet the wedding will have a laugh over it. 2) This is FML.com, built for laughs.
Mynamewontfi 40
Just because this website is made for laughs, doesn't make her husband less of an asshole.
WhatsOpTic 11
#13: Are you all right? Do you have "everything together" upstairs?
cryssycakesx3 22
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it's just a wedding. to marry the man, not the party. it's just a cake, it's at least something that can be fix, it's not a total disaster. people go through too much stress, time, anxiety, and money to plan a perfect party for everyone else. it's silly. I think it's a personal thing that should be between a couple and their closest family and friends. it's just one of many important days. it's not a huge deal.
xReDMemory 28
It's not the cake itself,it's the fact he took his daughter's wedding cake and destroyed it. He wasted the time and hard work of his wife and uploaded this to a social media website like an idiot.
pwnman 33
Damn, saw it on Instagram... It looked good
ivydindy13 14
I just looked it up by the hash tag and went back a week. Didn't find anything by OP's description.
TheLittleBear 19
Or tell us the user name. I just tried to find it with no luck.
wellyouknow 9
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Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious? I mean, I'm sorry about the cake but you married a funny dude.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
It's a wedding cake. I'm assuming it took longer than the suggested time on the back of a Betty Crocker box to bake. I fail to see the humor. I would be livid!
Saddyohh 13
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Na, I kinda agree with the original comment. The guy is hilarious and what's wrong with one piece missing from cake. It will make for a great explanation and an even better memory. Humor seems to be a dying breed. Now it seems better to be angry at each other than to laugh at each other.
DanielleinDC 33
It's a wedding cake, you *******! This woman worked very hard to make a wedding cake for her daughter, and her asshole husband decided to eat a piece of it and Instagram it. Now, maybe the husband is a moron and didn't realize it was his daughter's wedding cake. Or maybe he doesn't like his future son-in-law and has a passive-aggressive way of showing it. But the fact that his wife put in all this time on a wedding cake, and he took a big piece of it is sheer assholery.
xReDMemory 28
I don't get how you find intentionally ruining hours of work your wife and possibly your daughter spent,taking something that's not yours and destroying it (possibly not making up for it as well) and actually taking a picture of your idiocy and uploading it to a social media website which is like saying you're proud to share that you did this to your wife and daughter funny.
TheCrispyCat 20
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x_the_lancer_x 13
Social networks, quickly ruining families and relationships with idiots like him.
tishtashbat 16
No, the social network is not to blame here, OPs husband is. The problem is that he disregarded the time , effort and expense that his wife had put into making something beautiful for the most important day of her daughter's life. If he hadn't posted it on instagram I'm pretty sure OP would have worked out who ate the slice of cake on her own.
LinkandSaria 10
I don't even know how to reply. That sucks OP.
B1ackthesun 31
If you don't know how to reply then why even bother?
LaLince 40
tell your daughter about it
worldclassrager 39
Not much you can do about that...maybe have it sliced up and ready to go at the wedding and have one large slice for your daughter and husband to cut in half?
alicia822 10
Never leave a cake unattended! Especially if there are men around! They'll eat your food even if your name is on it.
sammiking 13
Nah don't excuse that behavior. If a dog can be trained to understand no, men with reasoning capabilities should be able to understand too