Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Top comments
Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
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Comments (81)
BeepBeepSwerve 9
if you have time just make another one with some help and make sure he doesn't eat it.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
This is so funny but so wrong at the same time omg
TXFernwoods 26
Your husband is the biggest douche ever.
awilliams44 9
I'd make ur husband buy her an amazing expensive cake
stricktgirl 3
What a maroon.....
Celestia1982 5
Didn't know a person could be a color...I think you mean moron.
DanielleinDC 33
Someone never saw the Bugs Bunny cartoons as a child.
derpy_batman 4
People who are over 30 should not be on instagram.
kiaora_fml 11
What an asshole, you put all the love, time and effort in and he does this? I would make the asshat pay for a new and very expensive one, bet the bastard wont try this again!
Ghost308 11
Well at least he has good taste
The_Hula_Monster 10
Hopefully you can patch wherever the slice used to be. As for your husband, he should be sleeping in the garage. FYL.
sempiternal80816 9
Divorce
ileenefudge 29
What the husband did to the wedding cake was no doubt a dick move, but divorce is way over the top. Just make him pay for a new one and apologize a lot. Bet the ass pineapple won't do it again if he's put on the spot by both his wife and daughter.