Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
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Comments (81)
PrettyBlackChick 16
Uninvite him and he'll learn his lesson while he sits at home.
w_pony_4ever 15
Lets be completely honest... Who doesn't have their #guiltypleasures... But really... How does OP deserve this?? It's not her fault that her husband couldn't wait! At least it wasn't on the wedding day OP...
Always_Hungry 7
A wedding cake is not something to joke about seeing how important it is to girls. How did OP deserve this?
Caprica323 5
He better be sleeping on the couch with no couch cushions, no pillows, and no blankets. At that point, on the basement floor with no pillows or blanket. And if your daughter still let's him walk her down the aisle if you can fix the cake, he better feel lucky, the asshat.
MurphyGallagher 18
That is hilarious... But I'd lose it on him if I was you. #mensuck :)
chichills 2
As the daughter of someone who is a professional cake baker and decorator who has watched her mum cry over designs of wedding cakes for her clients, scream when the tiniest detail on a cake goes wrong, worrying over run outs and hand made flowers breaking, royal icing cracking or not setting, sugar paste models falling apart, tiers collapsing, colours running and all the other cake related mishaps that could happen, the husband made a real dick move. So much time, sweat and tears go into a design of a wedding cake even if the design is simple. A wedding cake has to be PERFECT. It is someone's big day and you want it to be perfect for that person. I feel so sorry for OP that her hard work that took TIME and EFFORT got ruined by her husband. And only hope that the daughter had/has a good despite OPs husband being a grade a knobby. (I read this fml to my mum and the look on her face can only be described as disgust and shock at the husbands actions)
ivanhoe4u 3
You married a moron.
Yeshua_fml 19
Divorce him.
1x1y 12
There definitely needs to be a follow up to this.
idrow 7
I'd take a slice out of my husband if he did that - wow. He sounds like a world class jerk.