Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Top comments
Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
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Comments (81)
HeyTherexxx 21
You could kick him in the nuts and say that's your guilty pleasure.
perdix 29
You can use that as evidence at your murder trial.
Earths_Venus 25
Casually leave some partially-completed divorce papers in a pile of bills on the table...
Celestia1982 5
^^^^ WIN ^^^^
Readoll 13
Take out his checkbook and buy the most beautiful cake....
Metalkitty 15
Beat him severly.
Raidriar 14
Because violence is always the answer, right?
Mandybruin 15
In this case, yes. He has to learn.
EdenCrystal 21
What a great opportunity for him to buy a new one for his daughter!
mzbower 2
That is horrible but I have to admit that made me laugh lmfao because he is a dumbass Instagram really ??? Hahahahaha
kirasant 19
You should instagram yourself dumping dog poop in his car. A lot of dog poop.
lowshadows 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
he's paying for the wedding so he's entitled to a slice.
Korra_fml 23
why are you so quick to assume he's paying??? it doesn't say that anywhere. believe it or not, some people save for their wedding, or at least make arrangements with their parents to go half or whatever... not everyone expects their parents to pay for all or even any of their wedding... that's just a rude assumption you made there... and you can't spell assume without ASS... you ass
claiiire_fml 17
Why do you not have more thumb downs? You're a complete idiot.
creamofwheat 4
Who the hell cares who's paying for the wedding? That's not the issue at hand. OP slaved over a cake for her daughter only for her asshat of a husband to gobble part of it up *and* post to Instagram about it.
cowleybh 10
Hilarious