Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Rizzen 27
your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake
larrena2377 26
Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "
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Comments (81)
xReDMemory 28
If I was the daughter I'd forbid him from eating anything at the wedding,and would probably replace the cake (if possible) since I wouldn't want my wedding to have a cake which will constantly remind me my dad's a selfish asshole.
Red__Forman 7
You meant to say "my late husband", right? Because if you didn't kill him, your daughter probably did.
WhackTheJackal 22
What a asshole.
Axel5238 29
I've heard of some dumb shit, but that's pretty low. Never understood people that consider stuff like this funny. They obviously don't understand how much stuff like this means to people. Though, this generally starts on a much smaller scale and builds up to it. Generally, people that are immature that don't understand why this is an issue have red flags showing up way before. Everyone finds stupid stuff funny, that isn't age appropriate but there are those that never let go of that and see everything as a joke, lighten up and get a sense of humor. They don't see that there isn't an inappropriate time for jokes and don't get why it's funny sometimes and others not.
dreadbeat69 12
Oh jeez... you MARRIED this guy?
JustMyThoughtz 1
FlyingMonkey228 5
Please tell me the gimp cut from the back at least? Do a Fonz and fill it with whipped cream, or flowers? Put a toy dog next to it(bad ace of cakes trend). Or a pile of malteasers with lustre dust. Solutions! We need solutions people! Or a deathrow lawyer...
user_banned 5
"Just a cake." You can never, ever, joke about, or prank with anything wedding related from a woman's point of view. Because it REALLY is "the most important day" of her life. OP's husband behaved like a ginormous asshole.
Stheno 14
What an absolute asshole.
OneFrayDragons 11
You shouldn't have left it unattended knowing he is around.