stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Hopeless
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
stalked
Bel Air, United States
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United Kingdom
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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kinky!
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Do I hear wedding bells?
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fyourlife33 0
the comments are so ****** up and way out of order, my reply was about the "stocker" guy
Qup 0
bizarre. creepy. time for a restraining order. and a self defense course. good luck with that.
musigreg 0
hahaha,
wrestling49 0
at least u know tht someone wants u :)
kingken 0
hahahahahah god that sucks, ydi for not knowing your own family, moron!
jaybrown 0
I hope you didn't actually click YDI.
TheUndead 0
She didn't know the identity of the stalker, moron.
breakthesky 0
The plot thickens!
jdawg777 0
I hate stalkers, so weird..
jdawg777 0
#8 that would be great
dbjb40 0
inbreeding much
ihatestupidppl 0
On the bright side: If you know the person, it'll be much easier to report them to the police. (PLEASE tell me you're reporting them. A lot of people would turn into a softie because it's their family member and just say "oh I'll ignore it". Don't be one of those people. Stalking is horrible no matter who does it)