stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Hopeless
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
stalked
Bel Air, United States
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United Kingdom
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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dogperiod 0
kinky!
spillproof 0
Do I hear wedding bells?
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Comments (51)
CynicComedian 2
I hear dueling banjos...
R3nesmee 0
Dueling Banjos? ROFTL
lexiBRo 0
learnt?
ohheybrittnayy 0
lmfao lmfao lmfao.
jeane123 6
umm u didnt give us no hint too who it ws but funneh very funneh
soozin 0
meh. I bet it was just your father checking up on you to see if you're doing anything you shouldn't be doing...
Antonio718 0
Got your wedding at the barn planned?
MrDominquez 0
Wow. That's not creepy at all......
k_100 0
HAHAHAHHAHA err incest but that was fricken funny
troublesleeping 0
it's Ohio- why are people so shocked by this?