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By Hopeless
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
I agree, your life sucks
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  VinegarStrokes  |  0

SHAAAAADY..... What a creep!!!! Wow Auzzrage, you actually have to TRY to be as huge of an idiot as you have successfully achieved above. That is truly amazing. Now, go put your shirt back on because it makes you appear as dumb as you sound. After you've determined which limbs pertain to which holes promptly proceed to eighty-six your account. FML appreciates your cooperation, thank you .

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  dre_bro11  |  12

hmm something you said bugged me. you mentioned you have to be 17 to download the app. but there is an actual site, and I don't think internet explorer or mozilla or watever Internet browser you use (for those smart asses that will say a completely different one) is going to ask for your age before loading the site so it is possible a kid could be on the site without agreeing they are 17+ apart from the t&cs that no one reads

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  daeval14  |  0

Dear 1, I hate how you speak. I don't know if you're trying to be a gangster or something or if you're really that stupid. And though I do love guys without shirts, your blurry nipple shot annoys me. Oh, and you're an idiot.

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  IAmOtter  |  0

I said I was 18 when I was 13 more than I actually said I was 13 if u know what I'm saying... puberty turns u in to a perverted little monster lol

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