Intimacy: Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend....

By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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Kobwebs 19

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:58

If he's too embarrassed to buy condoms, he's definitely not ready for sex.

Wersome 13

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:58

Sorry Op but if either of you are too embarrassed to buy condoms then you are not ready for sex.

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girlwithwings 6

Sunday 22 November 2015 13:32

I lost mine a week ago

fwongraven 10

Sunday 22 November 2015 14:53

Your sandwich bag? I wouldn't ask for it back.

pasupathymuthu 16

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:06

Congratulations. I wish you a very pleasurable sex life ahead.

smoothies14 32

Monday 23 November 2015 6:22

Is that how you got your wings?

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 22 November 2015 14:03

Doesn't sound like he's ready.

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 22 November 2015 14:55

How is using a sandwich bag not more embarrassing than using a condom?

nphill82 21

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:03

Balls too small to buy condoms, balls too small for sex.....

Dr_Alex 10

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:12

Suggest him to have sex with a lunch box.

dntbeadouche 25

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:48

If he/you cannot go to a store and buy condoms then it's a good possibility you guys aren't ready.

krazyelliot 14

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:54

Buy condoms with a birthday card so it seems that it's a gift, use the birthday card later for someone and use the condoms for yourself!

mwolop 9

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:19

This is a classic "you deserved it." Cuz you chose to date That Guy! Also... Hilarious!

ragnarok1540 39

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:23

By any chance did he tell you his "Bologna" is named Oscar Mayer . . .

Birdmad 12

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:58

When a guy doesn't want to buy condoms it doesn't always mean he's not ready for sex. In some cases some men just want to have sex without them. To be honest, condoms take away from the sensation when you're inside, but it's always smart have them around.