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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32 / United States
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maybe he's not to up tight in bed hahaha.... ok I know that was stupid any confidence boosters from yall would be appreciated.;)

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I can smell, the toxic fumes, in the air, but no one cares. As I learn, my head will turn, into a symbiotic hand.

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P. E. N. I. S. spells penis. Whats up? Confluxiation. On Venus. Lower gravitational pull, on my dick. Pull really hard and you'll get some sick shit. On your face, yes it's white, here it comes, heres the cream. Wipe it from, your face, and say nice. Whats up? Thats random. W. T. F. spells what the fuck.

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#88 - ever heard of an INDOOR pool? They're generally opened year round.... including winter. lol

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That reminds me of the time my mom ran around kicking people and saying roundhouse while ssinging cant touch me

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171- there's this AMAZING thing they have nowadays called indoor heating, now you can have indoor pools! omg the things they think of nowadays

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There's always atleast two at my YMCA indoor pool.. just lurking to wait and tell me after 15 minutes I've been in the hot tub long enough. >:(

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#171 FAIL!! haha and yeah, they do have lifeguards at indoor pools. people don't have to be outdoors to drown.

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#218 are you homophobic or something? or very closeminded? I dunno how this is a fml, sure it's akward but seeing as you can't read emotion in texts it looks like a joke.

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232- I am homophobic being a firm Christian I don't believe gays are natural, learn to use the front door, back door is for the fudge packers

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Maybe I'm missing context, but exactly what do you find to be homophobic in this comment ? Old-creeper-phobic, maybe...

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ok I get FTW but what does XD mean? I get the other ones from context but I've never understood XD.

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Confidence?! Dude, I would be so scared if some old man came up to me and said something like that. That just leads to embarresment which therefore does not lead to confidence, I think. Right?

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its called an indoor pool. They tend to be open during the winter. considering they are heated and indoors...

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155- I was commenting on 66 saying confidence is sexy, I'm saying some chicks who need to swing their arms out and around when they walk are annoying when they have the confidence to ask me out, only to have that confidence shot down and burned

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181- you and 155 fail to see the concept, said twice now, the reason they "think" they're in my league is because they have confidence, which I pointed out to 66, making it NOT sexy

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I saw the concept. I just also saw you set yourself up for a jokes if you have 250 women asking you out. you're right though, confidence doesn't make someone less repulsive.

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Hey! After my swim, "you want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!" Buahahah!!!!

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Dean Connery said that to me once. Then he stared at the guy until he took off his clothes and made him some Mac 'N Cheese. Then he grinned and used his chest hair as a grappling hook to rise up into the clouds.

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the funny thing is afatmonkey doesn't k ow about this wedding. so when the day comes I'll just have to bag him and tie him up to a chair and then when he has to say I do he'll have one of those super cool wheelchairs that can talk for you and I'll pressthe little buttons to make it say "I do" and then at the honey moon when were having sex we can do it family guy style "oh oh baby" "yeah I like that"

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you by chance seen the bid (dunno if it's a movie or not) where there is a guy in one of those chairs who's a perve, it's funny cuz it says it in that monotone computer voice lol

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ahahaha no I have never seen it xD but I watched the family guy episode where he was like dint make me hit you and then he rams his wife with his wheel chair and then he goes you know I don't like to hurt you. aahahahaha then they have make up sex with there computer voicesxD it's so funny

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he has one?! :D score I'm gonna go ask him. and yeah south park is pretty funny. I don't wath it a lot though. I've only seen the one wherre everyone ignores that fat kid and the one where there in a bad er something. and the one where that fat kid goes to fat camp. hahaha

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believe me I was like o shit too when I saw you posted first, well I'm off to go brush teeth, take out contacts, etc. before I hit teh hay, might be back in 15 mins

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Paige, the funny thing about you not knowing Stephan Hocking had a wheelchair is that it was him in that family guy epidsode...

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sorry^^ I knew it was something like that I just didn't know it was him xD and thanks riseagainst(: your cute too^-^ hehe

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no it's not, the one in FG is just some random person, but Stephan Hawking is a scientist who proved the black hole theory, he has this condition where he's paralyzed and can't speak so he has a talking wheelchair. it's cool to listen to him coz his "voice" is kinda like a smooth robot xD.

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Well to be fair, when you look as pretty as you do and post pictures on the internet you open yourself up to creepy comments like that :/

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"And to the hot life guard that was fantasizing about us being together I am giving her the tight speedo I was wearing the first day I met her. I would greatly appreciate it if she put it on right now." :D that'd be one amazing funeral service. anyone agree???

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nice Monika... but don't get a"head" of yourself... though I'm sure the older man would enjoy that I doubt you would :-P

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