By ThatGuy - 18/01/2018 11:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, during my annual performance evaluation, my boss responded to my career goal with, "Pfft! That ain't gonna happen." FML
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tonyfan00 38

Let me guess: the goal was to "stop showing up to work hungover on your day off"?

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RichardPencil 30

Either your boss is an idiot ... or depressingly prescient.

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RichardPencil 30

Either your boss is an idiot ... or depressingly prescient.

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tonyfan00 38

Let me guess: the goal was to "stop showing up to work hungover on your day off"?

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ohsnapword 21

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Being your boss."

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James Thompson 8

On the plus side, you can now comfortably do the bare minimum required of you without worrying that you’ll miss out on a promotion.

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worldclassrager 39

Just keep trucking OP...you’ll get there...set him straight..

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Jessica Louise 4

Omfg!! you must work for a non profit with government grants like me!!

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CoyoteOldOne 17

Step 1: Find a new job. Take however long you need to, and pleasantly put up with whatever nonsense you have to at the old one in the meantime. Step 2: Wait until your boss asks you to do something important. Step 3: Tell them "Pfft! That ain't gonna happen." Step 4: Leave, with a spring in your step.

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