By THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!! - 20/11/2018 21:00 - Philippines - Pasay City
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Steal it back. He's TEN, it's not like you're trying to outwit VOLDEMORT.
Wedgies/swirlies/noogies are middle ground. Not too violent, but painful enough to teach the little shit a lesson.
Violence is never the answer.
Figure out what the boyfriend and his son‘s full name and telephone number and address are and call the police department nonemergency number and tell them what is happened and if you can provide model and serial number of your computer. He has committed grand larceny 3rd degree which is anything over $3000 which is a class D felony punishable by up to seven years in prison. As a kid is only 10 to boyfriend is on the hook of it. They will take it seriously and contact them.
I'm so glad we have an expert on Filipino law on here. Thank you for the authoritative information!
Hire a 10-year-old bully to beat the shit out of the thief and retrieve your computer. If you have enough money that you can piss away $4K on a toy, you can afford to entice some prepubescent thug to do your dirty work.
best comment ever! :D
And you don't even need a cash incentive. A shiny Charizard card will be enough.
Just take it. It’s yours. Don’t let it bother you if the little thief starts crying. Just take it back.
Does your mom not speak the language of money? I mean it's a $4000 laptop. Not some $20 action figure you can spare. And don't you also need your laptop for school/work?
She probably just doesn't want to get into an argument with her boyfriend and end up losing him. She sounds like a shit mom anyway.
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Steal it back. He's TEN, it's not like you're trying to outwit VOLDEMORT.
Wedgies/swirlies/noogies are middle ground. Not too violent, but painful enough to teach the little shit a lesson.