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By Bambi113 - 09/06/2016 19:07 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my "friends" and I were supposed to go out to eat to celebrate finishing the last day of school, but with a full day of work first, I decided to go buy them donuts. They decided to ditch me while I was gone, and go early. FML

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Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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maxthebigseal 21

Friday 10 June 2016 10:02

Some friends you have there. Seems like they donut care about your feelings.

IssacB 14

Friday 10 June 2016 9:59

Sorry OP, guess it's time for some new ones. On the bright side though, you have donuts :)

Comments

MenacingMe 17

Friday 10 June 2016 9:58

So you proudly eat all of those donuts with no ragrats and find some better friends that you can share them with next time

Popeye2341 13

Friday 10 June 2016 10:53

I'm sure you have regrets not using spellcheck...

BestOrginalName 22

Friday 10 June 2016 13:30

Rugrats?

MenacingMe 17

Friday 10 June 2016 14:39

That was a joke, I know proper English. Have you never seen the meme of the tattoo on some random gentleman that has regrets spelled as "ragrats"?

EDGE1095 20

Friday 10 June 2016 15:28

We're the millers

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 10 June 2016 22:11

Someone has obviously never seen the movie "We're the Millers".....Looking at you #4.

IssacB 14

Friday 10 June 2016 9:59

Sorry OP, guess it's time for some new ones. On the bright side though, you have donuts :)

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:04

They definitely ate the donuts. The hole lot of them.

maxthebigseal 21

Friday 10 June 2016 10:02

Some friends you have there. Seems like they donut care about your feelings.

OlRed 28

Friday 10 June 2016 11:04

Screw those... donut hole... friends. I'd take donuts over friends like those any day.

james_logan 19

Friday 10 June 2016 11:12

Donuts are real friends. Donuts will actually die for you to be happy.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Friday 10 June 2016 11:17

At least you have doughnuts..

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 10 June 2016 13:40

Then I would go out and have fun by myself..

Elban 20

Friday 10 June 2016 14:40

Better to be sad and alone with donuts than sad and alone without donuts.

justgotosleep 11

Friday 10 June 2016 14:42

Go out with someone else who is worthy of the donuts

Dictionaryspeaks 18

Friday 10 June 2016 14:56

This is the path that has been chosen for you. You do not need the approval of people you may seek it but you do not need it. Focus on what is truly important in your life. Maybe their is a person wanting to be your friend that you are overlooking good luck (:

Dale_shackleford 13

Friday 10 June 2016 20:26

Aren't you that guy that told the person who's wife tried to kick him out that he should basically just have faith because all the bad shit in his life was "chosen" for him?